I’m not very cool, I’ll admit it. I think I was born with a neat side part in my hair and I always manage to look tidy and clean somehow. Even when I try to rough it up I fail abysmally. I worked as a farm hand once on my friend’s property and on my first day he laughed his arse off at the store fresh pleats still ironed into my work shorts; in comparison he looked like Crocodile Dundee’s…